Jan
07

How to Get Connor Off the Couch

Filed Under (12 Keegan, 17 Devin) by on 07-01-2010

1 Tell him to move

2 start swearing at him

3 tell him to stick a fork in a electrical outlet

4 throw something in the living room not lighted just to scare the chocolate pudding out of him

5 sit on him

6 tell him to get the licorice out of your spot

7 jump out of some random tree

8 try to eat him

9 try to eat the couch

10 when you have eaten him and the couch drive to the store and buy a new couch that is worth 5$ and

sit on it

11 tell him that he CAN’T sit on YOUR new chair or you will eat him and take his pretty pony from pony land and start 2 eat him

13 sit down and turn the tv on

14 act like nothing happened and switch the show from Dora to family guy

*edited for school appropriate content

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One Response to “How to Get Connor Off the Couch”

  1.   Elizabeth Says:
      February 8th, 2010 at 3:55 pm

    Elizabeth C. and Kayla F. say Ha! Hilarious!

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