Step 1: Start poking him and say, “Get off, get off!”

Step 2: If he doesn’t get off in 5 minutes find a garden snake and put it down his shirt.

Step 3: If he doesn’t get off, make a mud and rotten banana smoothie.

Step 4: Play all his video games and watch all his movies

Step 1: Start poking him and say “Get off, get off” over and over again.

Step 2: If he doesn’t get off in 5 min, find a garden snake and put it down his shirt/pants.

Step3:  If he doesn’t get off, make a mud and rotten bannana smoothie and feed it to him.

Step4: If that doesn’t work, Loudly play all his video games and watch all his movies.

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Dylan performed this in October 2009.

For  haloween, I plan to go out as a vampire devil or a vampire that over ran the devil. In New Zealand, you dont have Halloween but my family went to our relatives house and got a few peices of candy. My sister is going as a blue cheerleader and my cousin is going as a red cheerleader. My dad is going to stay home giving out the candy while my mom takes us out trick or treating.  Halloween is one of the best nights of the year!

Cool song eh?!

http://nces.ed.gov/nceskids/createagraph/default.aspx?ID=9bt71172bd29144dfad2a1b79638ad5cc This Is how to get on the Graph that has the best time in the class! All it takes is one click!

My dad used to have the most awesome job I know of! (Except the NHL) He worked in a electronic store! I know it sounds boring but for me, it was awesome! I got to test the new games to see if the customers would like it so the store could buy more or not. After a year or so, our house was a electronic home! I also got to rent games for free! I say New Zealand has the best jobs in the world! (Except the NHL)

My name is Dylan and im 9 years old in grade 5. i know what your thinking,”What!? Hes supposed to be in grade 4!” But in New Zealand, you start a year early. I have brown hair and have a lot of freckels. I have 1 sister named Katie, a mom and dad, a grandad and 2 grandmas, I also have 4 aunts and 4 uncles. I moved from New Zealand about 2 years ago. My favourite subject in school other than resses and gym is math. I hope you had a good time reading all about me!